Heard Around the Nuttle House- September Edition

Grant: "Home Depot is my favorite store because there's manly stuff but I also like Victoria's Secret because of all the silky stuff to rub my face on."

We've been honest with the kids about the birds and bees thus far. We've taught them they were made in a lab and then were put into my stomach and then they were cut out. All true story. However, this became a little awkward when they asked if Grandpa had to cut out the kittens on the farm so we said the cat had "pooped" the kittens out lol! Well...we were at Animal Kingdom where the gorilla had a new baby so when the animal kingdom employee asked if anyone had any questions of course Grant raised his hand and asked if the gorilla baby was cut out or pooped out. Chad and I were in the back about to die but the employee handled it like a champ and said pooped out LOL!

Some words of advice from my kids. Grant: "Girls are ridiculous." McKinley: "You shouldn't say that to them though."

When we were at the pediatrician she asked about bathroom habits so Grant responded with "Sometimes I poop so much I clog the toilet"

And along the pooping line Grant came out of the bathroom one day and said "The poop wouldn't come out so I'm going to let it melt and turn into pee."

While hiking a mountain. Chad: "I wonder where that trail goes." McKinley: "Certain death."

One day we were driving and the kids asked if I've ever been in an accident so I was telling them about rear ending someone one time. They were absolutely shocked and Grant said: "I would expect ladies who smoke to have wrecks because they are already making bad choices."

One day Chad and I parked on the curb of the library to let the kids go in and return their books. McKinley came running out yelling "Start the car, start the car!!" and dove into the backseat. Chad and I were like what the heck are you doing? And she said..."I saw it on a movie once"

In the car driving and an Amscot commercial comes on. McKinley: "Don't listen to that commercial. They're just trying to get you to be irresponsible with your money."

Grant: "Let me name what embarrasses me. Pooping, puking and slugs."